Lemme take you to the basketball clinic
Taught by none other, than the great Kelly Olynyk
Canadian born, but he didn’t play hockey
A man that tall, must be pretty cocky
The seven-foot Bulldog balls hard in Spokane
He could beat you one-on-one, even on cocaine
High post pick and rolls, hair flowing to the paint
A slam dunk later, BYU is seen licking his taint
Gonzaga wants a 1 seed, but first must beat Saint Mary’s
It’s Adam Morrison’s hopes and dreams, that the big man carries
The red shirt year did wonders, he could be a top draft pick
Earning a shitload of money, unless he plays like Darko Miličić